Idiots and Morons!

Oooo WOW... its Christmas

2007-12-25T04:00:00.000+01:00

Hey guys, it just so happened to be Christmas! WOW amazing isn't it?

Year 2007

2007-12-24T05:23:00.001+01:00

YOAH guys! Its nearing the end of year 2007. It has certainly been a rather.... eventful year, since.... our organisations' infiltration. Those infidels!!!!! They shall pay!!!!! Allah shall strike them down!!! Okay that wasn't the main point. We took great care of Eurosatch and Yen, somehow or another. "Brainlessfreak" has mysteriously disappeared. He was last seen in an Asian country known as... erm was it Tieland, Thighlend or Tai-len? Could be neither of the 3 too. That leaves leonardo and me, to work on reforming our organisation. It is my pleasure to further inform our long lost readers on this years events. There was some inconvenince due to Leonardo's sudden interest in islam. Look out for more updates.......

Anouncement

2006-12-31T10:20:00.000+01:00

Calling out to all members of our association and faithful readers! The song American Idiot has been removed from our blog due to certain lawsuits from political and corporate parties on inapropriate content on the song's lyrics. And also, our member Yen might not be part of us due to certain, erm complications. Our oraganisation was also infiltrated by Eurosatch Ou. Beware!!!!! Meanwhile, heres what exactly happened.
Once Eurosatch, Ryan and Yen were posted to theirr new college, they met up with each other one day to discuss about their college girls. Chozoin Kai a new friend came along with Ryan.
Eurosatch:The girls are sooooo hot!!!!(He obviously has bad taste as most of his college girls are not pretty)
Yen:Those at my school are Bimbos!!!
Chozoin:The girls at our college look like Sugar-Honey-Iced-Tea(SHIT)
Eurosatch:Do you think you are that handsome???(Chozoin is a bald guy who is overweight and has zits covering his face)
Yen:Yeah exactly!
Ryan:I believe at least he has better taste than you, Eurosatch.
Yen:You have very good taste eh?
Ryan:Well, you are a Himbo yourself so no suprise you are rather excited about your college girls.
Eurosatch:(Laughs Loudly)
Ryan:Don't be too happy Eurosatch!
Eurosatch:Why?
Chozoin:I think I know why. He goes for girls with no trace of B**bs.
Ryan:Not that only. He goes for girls with enormously huge thighs wearing short denim skirts.
Eurosatch:F*** You!!!!
(Just then Leo was walking by)
Leo:Hi guys!
(Eurosatch lunged at him and Leo fell backwards)
Leo:What the F*** did I do?
Eurosatch:You must be the one responsible for this!!!!
Yen:Yea! Don't act innocent Leo!!!
Ryan:Hey you guys ruined my chair!!!!!
Thats how it went. It was hysterical wasn't it? Now our blog was discovered, they tried to file lawsuits so we are now taking precautions to ensure the safety of our blog. See you faithful readers.

Intelligent debate 2

2006-12-21T10:13:00.000+01:00

Ryan, Evanoid and Anelisa chatting"intelligently"
Evanoid and Anelisa were chatting about something dumb and both laughed like monkeys.
Ryan:Erm....Anel-
Anelisa:You'll probably planning to say something witty in the fotile attempt to persuade me that intellect is more important than looks.
Ryan:Erm...actuall-
Anelisa:WELL I'LL TELL YOU THAT I DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!
Evanoid:Yoah! My gf and I are talking about private stuff!! Get outta here!!!
Me(who was standing by):Ermmm...you two are REALLY intimate with each other. Private problems apparently include Graphic default 'impurities' in The Sims.
Evanoid:Shuddup!! My persanoal life is n00ne of your bzwax. You are just jealous.
Me(walking away):Never mind. I'm gonna look for signs of possible intellect elsewhere.
Evanoid:You son of a @#$%^&*(Imagination of reader required). Go AWAY AND DIE!!!!
Ryan:Erm...I-
Anelisa:If you think you could help your nerdy friend make an argument, you're WRONG!!!!!!!!Mwahahahahah!!!!!!!
Ryan:Actually, I was going to ask if you own a Vaio laptop. Because I've noticed it in the 'Lost and Found' section.
Anelisa:Oh......

Later on....
Me:And you STILL asked her for a date?

A "Intelligent" Debate

2006-12-20T10:44:00.000+01:00

Today there was a few arguments between Ryan and a few other dudes.
Here is the first one:
Aul-Eirelav to Evanoid:Good luck with your posting for the college bro!
Ryan:Why the heck do we need luck with our posting? Unless u dont meet the score.
Evanoid:Hey don't bully my sis. Don't tick her off too. Mind ur own business dode.
Ryan:I am not ticking her off you fool! Get your English terms right.
Evanoid:I did not say the wolrd "luck". Tell that to her.
Aul-Eirelav:ITS JUST A TERM YOU DODOBIRD. It just means all the best, and if you know me well enough, you will know that I don't believe in some freaking luck. I don't need it.
Ryan:In the first place dont wish people luck if u dont believe it. You are contradicting yourself.
Evanoid:Hey Gentleman Ryan, Please let my sister, so LET in to her, do not quarrel MEN. If u are truly a gentleman.
Aul-Eirelav:Are you ****(Oh use your imagination) or what?
Ryan:Hehehe no vulgar please young lady. I can't be bothered to argue anymore.
(Just then a pretty girl who happened to be a friend of Evanoid and Eirelav came by.)
Pretty Girl:Ahhh... an english/grammar war.
Ryan to the girl:Oh hi!
Aul-Eirelav:Wah! My friend came and you started acting Gentleman. Me scared? Pooey!
Ryan:Huh????
Girl:Er Hi.
Aul-Eirelav:Oh, your english must be too bad that you can't even understand. 'Poor' thing.
Ryan:Nope it just so happens that your implications are false.
Aul-Eirelav:I don't make false implications.
Ryan to girl:Your little friend wants to have a debate with me.
Aul-Eirelav:I'm older than her. I didn't know u failed maths.
Ryan(snickering):Really? Its not noticeable but anyway I'm busy. Sorry lady.
Evanoid:Ahhhhh!!!! I am caught in a battle! Please settle it! Ryan, if you are busy then why are u here?
Girl:Yeah, Aul's older than me. And you 2... debating?
Ryan:Ya sure its Aul who loses her cool and starts vulgar haha. I am busy so bye!
Aul-Eirelav:Don't call me "Aul"'. Everyone can call me that except for dodobirds, nosey people and quarrelsome people. You're all of the above.
Ryan:Quarrelsome? Look who's talking here. U are really tempting me to continue.
Girl:Oh My God! When will this quarrel end?! Ahhh. SAVE. ME.
Ryan:Its supposedly ended.
Aul-Eirelav:Yay! You admitted defeat. I won!!!!
Girl:It did better be.
Ryan(smiling at her):Yea
Aul-Eirelav:Yawn! I'm going with Evanoid now to camp.
Girl to Ryan:Come with me.
Conclusion: Evanoid has PERFECT English. Aul-Eirelav is the BEST debater. Who gives a shit on a debater's personal life? It is usually not included in Logical debates. And I do believe that the word gentleman is a old-fashioned male term and it means A man who is polite and well educated, who has excellent manners and behaves well(and a basic sign of cortesy in restroom stalls). I didn't know that the mordern version of gentleman is actually a sissy who gets pushed around by women and actually "LETS IN" to them.

Dialogues(2)

2006-11-13T08:23:00.000+01:00

Here are a few more converstations:

Me talking with the wanna-be world dominator:
Me:Hiya!
Yuanmashita Suzuki:Hiya????!!!Just how illeterate can you get?When I conquer the world I am going to ban all forms of improper language.
Me:O..K
Yuamashita Suzuki: Are you listening to me?Why would anyone speak initials that stand for Oll Korrect(which in itself is a misspelling) if he's not a MORON??
Me:Ermmm... besides the fact that Ok is the most commonly spoken word on the planet, what do you mean by 'when I conquer the world'??Do you know that world domination is next to impossible?
Yuanmashita Suzuki:Never mind that.I'm gonna get a bunch of nukes, bomb Amelica and a couple of other countries, take over the rwmains and lead an army across the rest of the civilized globe(The uncivilized ones would come later).
Me:How do you get acess to the nukes?
Yuanmashita Suzuki:I'm gonna steal the rugby ball.
Me:It's called the football.
Yuanmashita Suzuki:Nevar mind that.
Me:At any rate,how do you steal the Football.It is a completely secure object with over 10 NSA agents and several CIA agents watching over it.Oh and it is Bulletproof and permanently attached to an aide.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Football#Contents.
Yuanmashita Suzuki:Never mind that.
Me:So what exactly would you do to help mankind if you in the impossible event that you actually conquer the world.
Yuanmashita Suzuki:I'm going to make it mandatory for all but the old and the infirm to jog for an hour while holding their mouth wide open.
Me(trying to humour him):Because you approve of exercise and fresh air??
Yuanmashita Suzuki:No,because I hate flies.

Student vs. un-resonable parent(s):
Youfye:Ermmm;here's my report book.
Quote from report:
Math teacher:I've seen worse
English teacher:Not as atrocious as some
Science teacher:She does not think that she's proud, but then again she doesn't think much else either.
Form teacher:I wish she'll find some form!!!!!

After ten minutes;
Youfye's Father:If you don't have better grades by next year,somebody would be whipped.
Youfye's mother:I don't think corporal punishment is the only solution.
Youfye's father(pushing his wheelchair foward):
Nonsense!I got whipped a lot when I was young,and look at the man I am now!
Youfye's mother:But dear ,you can't walk.
Youfye's father:A small price to pay for perfect manners!

Dialogues

2006-11-09T06:58:00.000+01:00

As you might have already realized, I(Leo) am a cynic. Of course, if you live in the same environment as I live in, chances are that you're gonna develop a critical opinion of life as well. Here are a few dialogues to help illustrate my point:

Me talking to the village idiot:
Sulen:Dei!!!!!
Me:Erm.......hi
Sulen:You not gonna make me write a sentonce for our project. I AM NOT YOUR BEST OF BORDER
Me(to myself):Isn't it beast of burden??
Me:OK
Sulen:Good and help me do my homework but i was tell teacher about how you insolted my intolligence
Me(to myself):Oh, great.
Later.....
Ryan:What exactly did you want Sulen to do?
Me:Type out her name and telephone so that we could contact her.

Me talking to the Class Sissy:
(Ryan was telling a funny parody about Garfield).
Me:haha
(Quiswart walks up and slaps me in the face)
Me:Aw!What was that for?
Quiswart:You just laughed at my favorite idol.
Me(to myself):Huh??
Me(to Quiswart):That was parody,not satir, you filthy **t**
Quiswart: Leo scolded vulgar. Boo-wah-wawaaaaah!
Me:Stop pretending to cry!!
Quiswart(wiping away imaginary tears):I'm telling Ms.YURTOAPHER!!
Me:Hey!!
Quiswart:Haha!!!!
(Ms.Yurtoapher entered the classroom.)
Quiswart(pretended to cry again): Leo said the B-word to me!
Ms.Yurtoapher:Stand up,Leo! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Me:Well...it was like th-
Ms.Yurtoapher:HOW DARE YOU SAY VULGAR IN MY CLASS!
Me:But-
Ms.Yurtoapher:DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A MENACE TO CIVILIZED LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!AND THAT..................................................................................................................................................................................
Me:But...
Ms.Yurtoapher:APLOGIZE!!!!!
Me:But y-
Ms.Yurtoapher:APLOGIZE!!!!!!!
Me(in a voice as scarastic as I could muster):Sorry,Quiswart!
(When Ms.Yurtoapher turned her head back to the blackboard, Quiswart stuck his toungue out and pointed his middle finger at me in the same instant)

Quotes from Famous People and Our Classmates' Reinterepretion

2006-11-01T06:00:00.000+01:00

veni,vidi,vici(I came, I saw I conquered)-Julius Caesar
Sulen Tanick-I came,I ate, I swelled

Success is 1% inspiration and 99% pespiration-Albert Einstein
Quiswart-Success is 1% instructing and 99% pestering

Ask not what the nation could do for you, ask what you could do for the nation-John F. Kennedy
Kwong Jenson-Ask not what the nation could do for you,ask what You could steal from the nation.

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. -anonymous
F***D*-Whom the potato would destroy,he first spits mad.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.-Galileo Galilei
Yuanmashita Suzuki-I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with hands,knives and guns has intended us to forgo their use.

This is one small step for a man,a big leap for mankind-Neil Armstrong
Ms.Yurtoapher-This is one small mathematical problem for a class,a big leap in toture for mankind.

Tyranny of Speech

2006-11-01T05:34:00.000+01:00

Today Ms.Yurtoapher scolded our class about setting 'offensive' stuff at our blogs. Apparently the Freedom of Speech rights are just a, well, figure of speech. We apparently have to obey 'Asian values' and that moral=legal. Crazy. Personally, I think we perfectly have a right to state any opinions we want and that any moron who thinks that what we say is unethical/illogical/unfair has no right to tell us what to type. I mean ethnics and logic is most definetely observed from the point of the beholder.They have no right to 'request' us to shut our blog down just because it doesn't obey their rules of logic and unfairness. As for fairness, well fairness is just a figure of speech. Anyway, we have Ryan, our most distinguished would to be lawyer/psychologist/professor/musician. He fought the case for us with Miss Yurtoapher and Professor Olden. He was known for his achievement in defeating the legendary prosecutor Dr F*** D* Whoo(his name is so fearful that he cannot be named) in a MOCK UP court session just by telling the chief justice Dr Terch "Your honour, my client would like to plead guilty." We could imagine how his client looked at that time. His client even protested because he "WON" the case. His client was sentenced to life imprisonment of 100 years and given 40 lashes. He must have enjoyed it very much. Yep, we all know that Sir Ryan is a good Defence Lawyer, not great, but GOOD(I never heard of him myself though). He refered to the 2005 newspaper archives to show both teachers about the asian debate on flaming teachers on blogs. We are students, most likely we would write about our friends, school and teachers. If the teachers only expect good things about them to be written on their students' blogs, why did they bother to search through google to find their students blogs with posts that have their name on it. And most of the posts are real funny its just that teachers have no sense of humour nowadays. To prove it, even our dear lawyer Sir Ryan was forced at knifepoint(the knife was rusty, so it wasn't that scary. Nonetheless there was a chance of tetanus) to delete his humorous post on 3 certain teachers. I bet all the readers enjoyed his work. So much for the Asian values eh? We used it against those who introduced and suggested it. 8-)

Trip to Down(m)town

2006-10-18T07:29:00.000+02:00

This is Ryan speaking: Yesterday we went to a unofficial class trip which our....erm.... whole class is supposed to participate.The exact number turned out to be an astonishing....three. Eurosatch and Quiswart went with me to downtown. Haha Quiswart tricked his Mom that he is watching a movie and going to some island entertainment place. Darn it! Ploinwei can't come due to soccer training, Erthee is still in the "virtual world" at home, Leonardo is sick due to the haze , Shrune is watching a movie with her brother(probably R21 I guess), Yen said he planned something but he was online on runescape at 10 05am, I can't seem to contact "brainlessfreak" as I think he went to renew his passport or something, Yuanmashita can't come either, Samoeltfar has not taken a bus before and obviously he does not know how to, Tee-chese got 3 stiches, and Quiswart does not want Anelisa or her friends to come and I doubt they would in the first place. First Quiswart said that he was very HUNGRY when we arrived as he usually has his lunch at 11am but we arrived at 11 25am. On our way home on the train, Quiswart said to me:
Quiswart: Don't forget that you are still under my slavery, Ryan.
Me: Why?
Quiswart: Because you are a gentleman.
Me: Why? Are you a woman?
Quiswart: "SCREECH!!!"

Stupid Association of Teachers(SAT)s OVER!

2006-10-09T05:47:00.000+02:00

Hi guys!After 3.5 bazzilion years(give or take 3.49999999999999 bazzilion years), our SATs are finally OVER!!!!!!!! Ryan and I(Leo) had our math SATs together. Normally It would have been nice as we would have made some jokes to relieve stress after the SAT but alas we didn't pay attetion to a crucial point:other people from our class. Namely Sulen Tanick(refer to our earlier post). During that time, she Fauruped(combination of fart,burp and hiccup) during the math SAT. It sounds like a burp,smelt like a fart and lasted continously like a hiccup.

Sulen and Ryan had their native languages(AP) together. Right after that, while Ryan were walking out of school, Sulen choked Ryan because of reasons unknown. I'm not sure how seriously the choke was, but when I visited Ryan's house a while later, he was very......green(and not with envy). Today for some strange/mysterious reason(s) unknown, she punched Ryan and made him contact the Sole Virus. I am beginning to suspect that Sulen has a crush on him....(snicker....snicker)

Also, Wuas de Shiao sneerted(sneeze+fart) during our native language written paper. After the exam finished, almost everbody asked 'who farted' almost at the same time. de Shiao explained that she covered her multiple sneezes with her hand as she didn't have tissue paper and she didn't dare sneeze out loud. Weird.

Our FINAL post before the examinations

2006-08-30T10:28:00.000+02:00

We have a major portion of our SATs very soon. So, we would probably not be posting for quite a few months. Please don't cry and beg us to keep on writing. Sorry, we wouldn't be able to do so. For our parting comment we will give a short but true story. So just sit back and enjoy this one(get a box of tissues ready.Just a hint)
Once upon not a long time ago, there was a far fetched invention called Mathematics. Many people around the world were extremely interested in it. Therefore, they decided to teach it in a place called 'School'. They were tested by a method called 'Examination'(also known as extreme torture). The people who taught there are called 'Teachers' who taught 'pupils'. But history wouldn't be interesting to you right now. Therefore, let's focus on the main point of the story, a certain 'Teacher' by the name of Miss Yurtoapher taught a certain class in a certain country called Yugoslavia. They had a major exam about Mathematics which made Miss Yurtoapher's blood boil. Here's a few classic examples of the folly of the pupils:
A pupil wrote for cash $400/$40=40.
Two pupils thought the basic geometric equation could best be solved by calculating in the square root manually.
Another pupil thought that to find out X as a side of a triangle would be best done by drawing an arrow to it and labelling it "IT IS HERE".
Yet another pupil mistook 2/3 for 3/4 and 200% for 300% as well as getting 87+37=120.
When asked "The diameter of circle is 145cm.Find the circumference if pi equals 3.14159265358979." He just simply wrote 3+2=6. Which has got nothing to do with the question(duh!). Anyway, the sum was wrong(duh!).
Next, one person wrote "1+1=Pao;Pao+Pao=Pao Squared;1+1+1+1=2 Pao." Which obviously doesn't make sense as the person is implying that 1+1 sometimes equals to 2 and sometimes equals to Pao. Anyway, I don't know what is Pao. I think it is some Asian delicacy.
That's all, folks! Adieu! We will miss you! *sniff*sniff(fill free to join in)*
PS: Good thing that a certain person does not like Anel.... erm...whoops m,24m,tqjqur ajjja'gljk[pi
"I did not like that bimbo in the first place!"

Exam Craze!!!

2006-08-25T07:35:00.000+02:00

We had our module paper today. Finally! The exams are over. Ryan was sitting right behind Sulen in the exam room. A couple of days ago, Sulen kept rocking her chair which was extremely annoying to Ryan. Once, Sulen rocked so hard that his laptop was almost knocked off his desk. Ryan was extremely, well, upset. He was on the verge of shouting certain choice words. Fortunately, he managed to control his temper. I said fortunate because Ms Yurtoapher was barely five feet behind him. Plus Sulen also kept flapping her imaginary wings(her arms) during the collection of examination scripts because she wanted to "fly"(She must have took our school's motivation poster 'to soar like an eagle' literally). Hmmmm... I doubt she's even LIGHT enough to actually jump and not cause an earthquake. I can't believe that Theresa Shancus cried just because she got almost a perfect score(not out of excitement) in Yugoslavian verbal exam. I can't believe it! Ryan only got like B in his verbal exam. I got slightly higher but not noticably so. Of course it is less than Theresa. Quiswart"Queen" got only a slight(less than 1%) difference from Theresa. Not fair, that guy(or girl I'm not sure he/she doesn't act like either gender)'s, like, a real twit doofus and god damn ****(oh,use your imagination). He/she's so dumb that he could lose a game of chess against a dice. Next thing about him is that when his penis(I doubt he even has one) is erect, it is only 1 cm long(he posted the data online and announced to everyone in the class). The worst thing is that he thinks that Anelisa(who is obviously a female) has a penis. I think he failed the chapter on reproduction in elementary school. The good thing is, he cries out "fatty fatty bom bom,today cannot go home" everytime Sulen is there.
Now, there are going to be more members of our organisation to bring more humorous news at a faster rate to you, our faithful reader.

KWONG,DANGER DO NOT READ

2006-08-24T10:39:00.000+02:00

Our shortest classmate, by the name of Kwong Jenson, is one of the dumbest people the motherland has. He's so dumb he wrote avian faeces as bird shit. He annoys people every other second if they don't punch him to shut him up(which is only temporarily effective anyway). He repeats the same insult for a couple of thousand times because he's too dumb to think of new ones(with the EXACT words). Haha, for the recent(emphasis) quiz, he got like 0.5 in his Arithmetic(another emphasis). Jenson said in a recent interview that he will make a great asset in his would-be company. I agree with him, but I am quite sure that he added two extra letters at the back(at the back of asset by the way). He tried to enter the top university in Serbia(I think it is the University of Belgrade or something) and some Methodist instituition. Both of them returned letters which said: "It is our greatest pleasure to inform you that you are not allowed into our instituition. We have been pressed by 17 political and coperate parties with over 4 million dollars worth of bribes(there is a total of 17 political and coperate parties with a budget above 10 million) not to allow you to enter. Fortunately, for our honour, your grades were too lousy to enter the average preschool so that we do not feel guilty for refusing your application. PS:
To all that received a message from us on this day, you are invited to a party in A Fine Dining Steak restaurant to celebrate our refusal of Kwong Jenson."

Geeks Alert!!!

2006-08-22T07:28:00.000+02:00

Today we had our calculus paper. There was a really hard trigonometric speed equation. It was really hard as there were a lot of logic and inituition required. Samoetlfar got y'=7x+5400 which was like 7 multiples off at that rate, the horse would have had been galloping at almost 600 miles per hour at the mid-point(which is utterly ridiculus,unless you happen to be a fool). One of our classmates, Anelisa Young, was such a bimbo and thinks that her body shape is better than the models. Unfortunately, for some strange reason, one of us, likes her. I think he's such a fool. Oops didn't realize you're here. Erm..don't see that part. w20918eu-0 t750mk#uynhgbum*t/
Okay! I took over. No need to know who I am but...... A certain person by the name of Eurosatch Au also admires her. And he is SHORTER than her which was supposed to be impossible for anyone above a single digit kid. Plus she is so short, barely 5 feet tall. Eurosatch reminds me of the drug dealer we described in the blog we had last year; a rather sleek guy I would say. Just that he is so SHORT. Her best friend Elizabeth always seems so red in the face like she blushes every other second and kinda reminds me of a horse. Elizabeth thinks she's the prettiest girl in school instead, and Elizabeth is EVEN SHORTER. She's short enough for Sulen Tanick to be taller LAYING DOWN(admittedly Sulen isn't exactly.......... very skinny.Quite the opposite in effect). Yuanmashita Suzuki the exchange student from Japan is almost the same size(horizontal) as Sulen. The way he laughs is just like some emperor from China by the name of CAO CAO(sorry we do not know much about Chinese history). He reminds me of a type of food you get in Dunkin' Donuts(Oh use your Imagination).

F***D* It!!!!!!!!

2006-08-21T09:15:00.000+02:00

Today is the most F***D* we had for a long time. Our teacher Ms.Yurtoapher scolded us yet again. This time it's something about empty vessels. No idea what that means(my English deproved recently). Well at any rate she also said something about having a closed brain. Whatever that means. I checked my English Dic but i had no results. (If any of you guys out there know what that means,tell us. Thanks). And there was also something she said about the English proverb Empty Vessels Make the Loudest Noise. Unfortunately, there is an empty vessel in our school, at the finance department. He is a so called "Ah Beng" which means a person who desperately tries to be a gangster in eastern language, maybe Tai or sigapouren. He is exactly like what we described in the earlier post. Was his name Ivanoid or Evanoid??? Anyway our lecturer, Prof.CSC who was from some eastern college and moved to our district because he said that the students in the eastern places rarely pay attention or do homework, scolded us for something about coldness lost, no idea I got a 1.5 in Physics.

Another Purpose

2006-08-20T09:30:00.000+02:00

Now, we have another purpose, we are gonna hunt down people who act mature but are actually not and "remove" them. Unfortunately there are two such people in our neighbourhood. The other thing about vain people is that most of them are brand-conscious. They always buy branded stuff when they don't even have enough money to go to an average steak restaurant. We don't see what's so important about branded goods unless they are trying to so called "demonstrate their class". Ha! When their dad drives a rickety old car from the last century that might or might not break down once every couple of hours. The next thing is about hair styling. It's okay to style your hair but we really hate those who style their hair EVERYTIME, those that keep looking in the mirror to check on their hair, those that spend lots of money for a hairdo or to dye their hair. The worse thing is that youngsters that are as young as 9 or 10 are doing this kind of stuff. Certain readers might not like whats written here. But.... we got democracy man! Hahahaha :P Still we can't stand the fact that youngsters are wasting a lot of their parents' money on their hair, wax, clay(don't forget the mud), gel, hair spray, and other accessories. It disgusts us.

Stupid "Ah Beng" Who didn't Know His English

2006-08-19T16:35:00.000+02:00

At that time, I was walking peacefully with my trusted subordinates when a freaking "Ah Beng" turned up and spoiled the fun. We were actually intending to dine at a fast food outlet. So we went to sit down and then the "Ah Beng" was causing a lot of trouble for us, so we went out. My first subordinate suggested we go to the canteen, the second subordinate wanted to eat at the hawker center and the third subordinate wanted to go to the mall. In the end, after a serious debate, we decided to put up with the "Ah Beng". Good thing at that time his gang members were mostly away, leaving him with only one. He and his gang member were having some sort of discussion so we went to order our food. After that we sat down far away from him and enjoyed our food. He then later came and said that we were "selfish" by not sharing our food with him. Who is he to demand food from us! Reminds me of a beggar! Shameless Fella! Humph! Earlier on, the seven of us were strolling around, stopping to buy some snacks. Every seemed wonderful then. That "Ah Beng" had spoiled our day!

Scandals!

2006-08-16T15:53:00.000+02:00

This blog is created to protest against Cool Men! Especially people who love to say that word and post it on their blogs. Some people are just so dumb that they mistook sandals for scandals. They're obviously scandalous. They have so called "powderful english" are even dumber because they think that 24 multiplied by 7 is 342, mistook deodorant for perfume and they mispelled "it". And of course they think train tunnels are called "currents". They(obviously refering to masculine-like human life-forms) use lots of hair conditioner(meant for women), use mascara with eyeliner, go for hair rebonding once every fortnight, use clay/mud so hard that it will break one's fingers to style their hair.